We need a good 50′s man wife slapper in the house.
June 17th, 2009 by admin
I will hit a woman… Well not really but I would think about doing it. You just know if you take any kind of control away from this bitch that she will hit the roof. Everyone is stupid, no one knows as much as she does. We are all just problems standing in the way of her success. You just know she claims to be a liberal. You know the kind of liberal that listens to Bob Dylan or the Beatles promotes tolerance of all people of different races and backgrounds. Then she calls you stupid, thinks that all people with a southern accent sound dumb. She doesn’t have any fat friends, but you know we all should learn how to get along with each other in her opinion.
I want to call her mini me. She’s like the spin off bitch but the only difference here is she sends you pictures of her tits and then thinks you are a pig. You aren’t cute enough to hold the door open for her and don’t talk to her if you aren’t wearing name brand clothes. She’ll complain about you to her friends tonight in a text while watching “The Hills” in her thin walled trailer home bedroom.
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June 18th, 2009 at 1:22 am
You should make a store. And every shirt should be a wife-beater.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:12 am
Hey, have you seen this news article?
New details about Michael Jackson’s Death Emerge
I was wondering if you were going to blog about this…
July 12th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
i know the girl in the first picture. she just so happens to be insane. she’s from the south, so i’m sure she doesn’t mind a southern accent every once in a while, but everything else is pretty much right on. funny.
July 15th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Ha ha I know the girl in the first pic as well and the funny thing is this guy really did hit it pretty much head on with his appraisal of her! True she may not think southern accents are dumb but she sure does try to fool people by faking a accent that isn’t southern!
July 15th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
You should see how worked up the girl in the first picture is getting over this. Classic.
July 15th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Nutso girl! THE biggest liar I have ever met. seriously…..trust fund??? so sick of hearing about it
July 15th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
I wouldn’t put it past the first girl to submit her OWN picture on this site just so that she’d have something new to bitch about, new lies to spread around town, new grudges to hold, and new reasons to be on a cocktail of different medications.
July 16th, 2009 at 6:28 am
i guess you gotta have a facebook to see this. but the first girl is going on and on about herself on there. You just gave this dumb bitch another reason to talk about herself
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=114211477791&ref=mf
casey.phobic@gmail.com
July 16th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
This bitch looks like an Oompa-Loompa. hahaha What’s the deal with the orange skin?
It’s amazing how many people hate her.
July 18th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
wat
July 19th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
First and foremost, I want to make it known that the only reason that I’m even acknowledging this ridiculous matter and am responding to it is SIMPLY because doing so is more appealing than the housework I need to be doing right now…
So here is my response to the idiot that chose to post my photo on GirlLooksLikeABitch.com and a poorly written paragraph about me titled “We need a good 50s man wife slapper in the house”.
Points that I would like to make:
a) I am sorry if the person who posted this did so with the idea that it would “hurt” me or result in me breaking down in some sort of way because “someone out there” happens not to like me…Instead, it made me laugh harder than I have in a while. I take your post (whomever you are) as a compliment because it’s obvious that I’ve left a “stamp” so significant on your life that you actually felt the need to create this (p.s. thanks for choosing a good picture) and waste moments of your life, that you can NEVER get back, talking about me. I, on the other hand, don’t have time to do such ridiculous things, because I have a life (*let me state again, the only reason I’m responding to this is to avoid doing house work*)…and apparently you’re not significant enough to my life to ever make me want to create something like this about you. I think it’s safe to say that whoever you are, you don’t play a significant role in my life or you just happen to be pretty much non-existent to me, and unfortunately, for some reason you can’t stand this? It’s been said “You only have to worry when people stop talking about you”, this is pretty fitting. At least I’m doing something interesting enough, good or bad, for it to be considered “news worthy” unlike whatever it is you’re obviously doing with your life. I feel that this is a perfect time to quote Katt Williams:
“You’ve got to live your mother f-ing life. Understand [people] are going to hate you regardless. Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where [people] ain’t hating on you. Be grateful, you need haters, what are you complaining about, what are you mad about? So what he/she keeps talking about you and hating on you. What do you think a “hater’s” job is to do? To hate. So let them mother f’s do their job. If you have someone hating on you right now you need to get 5 more people hating on you by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger, without haters, some people wouldn’t try to become better…if there’s any haters in here right now that don’t have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me, sit back there and say my hair and luxurious when ya know it is, bitch.”
(edited in some areas because the actual amount of swearing didn’t intensify the point I’m trying to make so it wasn’t worth including)
moving right along…
Now, here are the points I’d like to make about what was specifically written.
b) the title is completely moronic. “We need a good 50s man wife slapper in the house”…umm? This title only serves to show that you (the writer of this fine composition) are most likely male, I don’t know of any woman (that likes or dislikes me) that would say that I basically need to have a man slap me (or any woman)…I also can’t think of anyone that I know (male or female who likes or dislikes me) that actually views the men of the 1950s as wife slappers “stereotypically” which the title is trying to convey…however, obviously I do, because there’s one at least…the one who wrote this. Hmm.
c) “I will hit a woman…well not really but I would think about doing it”.
You should have used a comma after “well”. Both parts of this statement are true actually. Yes, I would hit a woman, but only if she hit me first or if I felt threatened to the point where I found it was necessary. BUT EVEN THEN the chances are so slim…I had a girl throw a full bottle at me once because she happened to be a classless drunk skank in a bar and I made her so insecure that she felt the need to do so. Did I attack her? No. Why? Not because I “wouldn’t” but because I didn’t feel the need to. I wasn’t that angry about it, I actually felt sorry for her instead…I pity her, to the point where I would feel bad for hitting her. I would also hit a woman if she endangered a family member or close friend, hell, I’d also hit a man for doing that. So, “I will hit a woman” is true, just very unlikely. As far as “well [,] not really but I would think about doing it.” True as well. The instances in which I happen to be upset but would NOT hit someone, which are umm, 99.99% of the time, I have often thought about it. Examples: an overly picky/annoying client (kidding, I love all of my clients) or a female who is out in public, half naked who might choose to verbally attack me or a friend, anytime Ann Coulter is on television…etc. so yes, there are times when I’ve thought about how great it would feel to hit someone, would I have ever done it? Most likely not, so yes, this is true as well.
d) “You just know if you take any kind of control away from this bitch she will hit the roof”
huh? You really should have specified what you meant by “control” and even then I think you could have chosen a better word for getting your point across more effectively, whatever point that might have been.
e) “Everyone is stupid, no one knows as much as she does.”
No, I don’t think EVERYONE is stupid, just A LOT of people. No, I don’t think I know more than EVERYONE else, just more than ALMOST everyone else.
f) “We are all just problems standing in the way of her success”
This is such a dumb statement. I don’t know of anyone that is standing in the way of my success or how they could manage to do that…I mean, I’m a hairstylist for God’s sake, not a politician. Seriously, only I can stand in the way of my own success loser, thank you very much.
g) “You just know she claims to be liberal. You know the kind of liberal that listens to Bob Dylan or the Beatles promotes tolerance of all people of different races and backgrounds.”
You REALLY need to improve your writing skills, Jesus! My writing skills are not perfect, but yours don’t hold a candle to mine. Goodness! Anyway…no, I’ve actually never claimed this. I have never walked up to a person and said, “My name is Mallory, I’m a liberal. Infact, I’m the kind of liberal that listens to Bob Dylan or the Beatles. I promote the tolerance of all people of different races and backgrounds.” BUT If I were to claim this…it would go more like this “My name is Mallory. I consider myself to be a liberal. I happen to also happen to like Bob Dylan and the Beatles. I really believe in tolerating the differences that happen to exist between people of different races, backgrounds, etc.” Idiot. So, really, no…I’ve never claimed to be “A Liberal”, I would say that my political views tend to be more liberal. I’m actually fiscally conservative, not that I would expect you to know what “fiscally” means based on your writing abilities. I would never say that liberals have a higher tendency to listent to Dylan or the Beatles or anything that stupid. I bet there are many raging conservatives that happen to like both. I do love Bob Dylan though, we actually happen to share a birthday. I respect the Beatles of course, but don’t listen to them ever really anymore. So,you screwed your point up there as well. And yes, I try to tolerate people of different races and backgrounds…as best I can. Of course there are a few things I might not “agree” with but I do try to tolerate it and I think everyone should.
h) “Then she calls you stupid, thinks that all people with a southern accent sound dumb”
I might have called you stupid once, sorry. I probably thought you were actually being stupid. My bad. But umm, hello, I HAVE A SOUTHERN ACCENT, why would I think that all people with a souhern accent sound dumb. You’re dumb for trying to make such a dumb fucking point.
i) “She doesn’t have any fat friends”
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This is so stupid. I can’t believe I’m responding to this. But yes, I actually do have friends that might happen to be a little overweight. I would never tell them if I felt that way though, because I love my friends whether their “a buck 10″ or 300 lbs. So again you’re dumb for trying to make such a dumb fucking point…and you’re probably fat.
j) “But you know we all should learn how to get along with each other in her opinion”
Yes, that would be great…but isn’t that everyone’s opinion? generally???
Okay, I’m actually more willing to do housework than write anymore in response to this idiot. Good luck with your life.
July 27th, 2009 at 1:20 am
if the above post is true, by god this girl needs a serious reality check if she honestly took the time to produce a wall of text to combat one paragraph. great job at proving what they said was true.
July 27th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
OH the above post is most def true. its on her facebook along with the same oompa loompa pic…that she by the way thinks is a great pic of herself.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:17 pm
tl; dr
dumb bitch
June 24th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
what a dumb bitch to write all that stuff! what a doucher! she should go cook something in the oven aka A Woman’s X-Box!