We are observing your Earth

August 10th, 2009 by Spencer

alien1

That’s right, this bitch wants you to believe that she hasn’t played around with her profile pic.
We believe you.  We also believe in crop circles and UFOs bitch, including the one that just dropped you off.

Why the luminous face?  Even without photoshop looks like you need to get some sun and some iron in your diet bitch.

And, if you’re going to go to all the trouble of adjusting your photo make some effort with the location.   To the left we have a dirty rack of shoes, to the right there is a big veiny cock through a window.

The creepy supernatural glow is just a bit too Area 51…  But why would an alien want to visit her?

alien2

2 Responses to “We are observing your Earth”

  1. Zero Says:

    Erm…I’m kind of experienced with Photoshop and this hasn’t been touched with any kind of photo editing program.

    Fail.

  2. Spencer Says:

    The only “fail” here is when your mother agreed to full penetration Zero.

    This girl’s face is more than just the result of flash blowout, it looks to me like the contrast was turned up digitally, which is what I said – the photo was changed. It’s the same reason your mail order wife had an unexpected penis. People change photographs.