Retarded Bitch
July 4th, 2009 by admin
She’s the kind of bitch you’d have to babysit everywhere you went with her. Holding down a job at McDonald’s is AMAZING for her. You can only tell a girl so many times that the DVD goes shiny side down and why the hell are we watching Sponge Bob again? I mean how many number 21 chromosomes do you need you greedy bitch? You know you’re dealing with a real retard when you have to tell her to shut up while giving you head. Most girls need to stay in the kitchen but this one, well fuck man she needs to stay strapped down to the bed until guests come over. The kitchen is the last thing she needs to worry herself with, her grandma was right. Don’t let her near anything sharp. It’s like trying to take a knife from a monkey.
- 12 Comments »
- Posted in Corky
July 7th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Hey man,
I’m loving your work, it’s really inspirational to me. Like pretty much on all these pictures of these bitches and your input, you are 100% right on the money on all of them! I was thinking the very exact same thing when I see the pictures of these bitches, but I just don’t know how to put it in the right words. You, my friend are a genius. You put these bitches down and in the exact terms that every man is thinking, but is just too scared to say it. I sent you quite a few pictures of bitches. I’m hoping that sometime you might get the time to go over and review them and post your input on these bitches, because they are real assholes.
Thanks man!
Your biggest fan.
AJ
July 13th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I think that its a bit sick that your putting pictures of people with disabilities on here!!!
July 14th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
For some reason she reminds me of Patton Oswalt.
July 16th, 2009 at 1:11 am
You are a deamented person for posting this. You have no right criticizing someone’s intelligence when you have the writing abilities of a nine year old. I’m disgusted by this entire site, but especially this pic. It’s really quite sad that you find gratifecation in pointing out the flaws and problems in other people. Were you not held enough as a baby child? What a pathetic life you must lead.
July 18th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Did that fucking tool just say, “You have no right criticizing someone’s intelligence when you have the writing abilities of a nine year old.” and “gratifecation” in the same breath? Get off your fat ass, go get a fucking coke and a smile you illiterate fuck.
July 26th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
dude shes in the cdc class at my old school.. but one time she tried spitting on me.
July 28th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
ha I find it funny that “disgusted” says you have the ability of a 9 year old at writing skills yet they cant spell for shit, ” gratifEcation” ? haha dumbass
August 27th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I fucked a bitch like this once. Wouldn’t stop shouting “daddy”.
Srsly, keep away. Big trouble (inc lawsuit).
August 27th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Haha, I’m glad my mom decided not to smoke pot when she was pregnant.
September 16th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
I honestly hope that you fucking slice open your wrists, and your fucking girlfriend (if it’s possible you have one) drinks the blood out. All the while moaning bitch into your ear. You have some fucking balls, and I bet you are the geek who sits in the back of my english class, not speaking, and akwardly staring at every girl’s ass as she gets up. I have one thing to say to you; go fuck yourself.
September 26th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
You won’t make your child retarded by smoking weed while pregnant.
December 30th, 2009 at 10:15 am
but this is just plain unfair… You’re trying too hard to be “shock value funny” now. Like Family Guy. We get it, you’re edgy, often too edgy, shut up already. Cool story bro.
Dumb and average-intelligence people will be offended. People with slightly higher IQs will laugh because they want people to think they “understand edgy humour” like this. However its really not funny to anyone with an IQ higher than slightly above average.
The very same people that like this sorta thing are the ones who can’t think of counter-arguments to disapproving comments, and instead just attack the author for their totally horrendous grammar and spelling, omg like you so dumb me so smart.
Just shut up. None of you are cool. And I mean that in the most honest way possible.