June 26th, 2009 by admin

If Michael Jackson would have lived into old age, this is what he would have turned into. A small, white, frail little girl so he could have picked up young boys easier.

If I met this girl I would have had to ask, “Why doesn’t your face match your neck?” I never understood why girl thought smearing so much makeup on would make them look better. She looks like that “girl” my friend was talking about he met in Las Vegas. When someone submitted this picture at first I thought it was a troubled young man who thought he was a girl. Then I saw the boobs and thought at least this kid has taken enough estrogen to be classified as a girl so now we can post her or him or it on girllookslikeabitch.com.
Could you imagine using the phone after her? You wouldn’t be able to read the numbers on the buttons for all the makeup smeared all over it. It would probably just stick to your head. What’s the deal with the 80’s hair too? I just have nothing but questions as to why and how and most important what to do with this bitch. The only thing I’m certain of is the fact that her look gives me a headache. It really hurts this little place above my left eye like a blood vessel is about to pop.