August 12th, 2009 by Spencer
Whatever you thought you knew, or think you know, forget it. This bitch knows more.
She’s done everything you have in your entire life only bigger and better.
Most of her friends have done stuff, similar to what you do. The only difference being, her friends have won awards.
Superior people find inferior people incredibly boring. In fact, she’s getting bored just looking at your pathetic face right now. Her sneery expression can’t conceal her loathing for your sub-180 IQ and the fact that you don’t regularly attend seminars on climate change.
Truth is, she decided she didn’t like you the moment you walked up and interrupted her conversation on 19th century political unrest and Parisian suburbs, by burping in her face.
There’s just no pleasing some people.
August 11th, 2009 by admin
“JAIL BIRDS Samantha B. Fisher, 18 years old, was arrested Monday on one count of Unlawful Neglect of a Child by Sptbg. county sheriff’s deputies. After a child under the age of one was admitted to the Pediatric Unit at Sptbg. Regional Medical Center with a broken leg and several healing rib fractures, she is the mother of the child. She was transported to the Spartanburg County Detention Center and booked until a bond hearing.”
This is proof that you CAN judge a book by it’s cover, when it comes to bitches. Just take a good look at that 18 year old, already had a simi-stroke face.
Here’s a picture of what she’ll look like in 30 years.
That her explaining to her now 30 year old kid why they walk with a limp.
This is white trash at it’s best. She’s another one of these girls that are angry because they aren’t pretty. That’s what’s crazy, I don’t understand how you could neglect a child when your day is made up killing the time between writing bad checks for groceries and watching your stories. You’d think with all the boys that don’t call she would have more than enough time to be able to watch a kid. I feel sorry for the father of the baby. Could you imagine seeing her naked? I bet she looked like a pale new born hamster with stretch marks. Then some poor doctor had to see that kid being born too! Probably looked like the random items sewer workers pull from clogged pipes.
Just think about being a little drunk, she’s somehow talked you into it. You’re telling yourself “It’s been over a year since I’ve had sex”. You get her naked, but like the soldiers to have set foot on the beaches of Normandy, you were committed. You get those panties off. Trying to ignore the fact that both of your legs can fit into one of the leg holes. You see that lasagna style birth hole. Well less of a hole more a box of cow tongue. Then you slide your manhood inside, not sure if it’s in anything that resembles a pussy. You think about that girl with the glasses at the library. It’s all you have in this moment. I know the smell over powers your elaborate fantasy but somehow you finish up. The rest is history from there but you vowed to never speak of this again. Somehow, by an oversight of God. Her reproductive organs work and she confirmed that the movie Idiocracy is right.
August 10th, 2009 by Spencer
That’s right, this bitch wants you to believe that she hasn’t played around with her profile pic.
We believe you. We also believe in crop circles and UFOs bitch, including the one that just dropped you off.
Why the luminous face? Even without photoshop looks like you need to get some sun and some iron in your diet bitch.
And, if you’re going to go to all the trouble of adjusting your photo make some effort with the location. To the left we have a dirty rack of shoes, to the right there is a big veiny cock through a window.
The creepy supernatural glow is just a bit too Area 51… But why would an alien want to visit her?
August 10th, 2009 by Spencer
Do you wanna meet a girl with emotional depth who really understands life?
Then stay the fuck away from this razorblade wielding bitch.
You can immediately tell just from looking at this pouting shitpile that all she wants to do is bore you with endless stories of self-hate and self-harm; broken up by vacuous opinions about her bullshit taste in music.
Wrongly believing her blow-dried, emo-fringe will get you hard, she patiently pouts waiting for someone to look interested..
Trust me, this self-obsessed bitch would rather mouth-milk the dog and gargle on his happy-juice than listen to anyone else’s worthless opinion.
And what about those eyes? Behind the hair, kind of there, yet not there…?
That’s clever bitch. I’m going to do that to my hair so we can bump into shit together.
What’s wrong with a crazy fringe? According to national statistics emo kids are 16% more likely to die in road accidents due to their restricted vision behind the wheel.
So I would think twice about getting into a vehicle driven by this bitch.
It could all end in tragedy. She could make me listen to her music.
August 8th, 2009 by admin
I went to the beach when I was a kid and one of the first guys at the beach I saw had on speedos and a hat that said “I have a big dick”. The point of telling you that is, if you have to write it on a hat, it’s probably not true. The “bling” is classic. Yet another white person that hasn’t learned enough about their own heritage so they emulate another. Her skin color is great. According to Olympic’s color selector she’s somewhere between “Doeskin” and “Cowboy Hat”. Her chest is just a couple of more tanning sessions away from being a basketball. The color and texture young men will enjoy as her middle aged, five husband ass still frequents the local bars.
I’m sure her personality would win awards. You better have the nicest Honda in the trailer park if you want to take this bitch out. I’m sure a great weekend for her would be spending a lot of money on clothes she’ll only wear once. Tanning that lovely “Duracell” skin of hers, and lying to people about the fact that she lives in a regular house instead of one with underpinning.
I can see in my head, the sideways hat redneck that would like this bitch. He’s the type that listens to rap but makes fun of black people. Doesn’t matter anyway because she wouldn’t like him. He’s the wrong race…
July 30th, 2009 by admin
Here’s the link to whatshersex’s youtube monstrosity. Very hard to watch one from start to finish due to her monotone teenage boy’s voice. Her head doesn’t move a lot but her mouth does. So it kind of looks like a Conan O’Brien style Lip-Over. Her personality is very hard to digest. It reminds me of watching Channel One news in middle school.
She’s nothing more than a troll. She posts her videos that she spends hours probably writing and recording in her take me seriously, oh wait you can’t because I’m confused sexually, voice of hers. She complains just like everyone that is 5-7 years younger than her does. She takes intangible ideas like God, and Homosexually and uses them to be a rebellious teen in a failed attempt get a rise out of the “man”. It’s like being the father and sitting at the dinner table. You’re talking about the raise you just got to your wife after complementing her on how great the roast is she cooked. While talking about the new advances in life you’ll have, this bitch interrupts with the classic “How many women didn’t get your position at your job?” Then you try to explain you work as a test subject for prostate cancer research, but that doesn’t work. She’s still arguing away and when you say go to your room, that’s when she makes these videos.
That’s just what we Atheists need. This thing trying to claim herself as one of us really helps out image. It’s like she never learned that lesson everyone else did when they turned 18. To just not worry about it because there are bills to pay, people to deal with, bitches to point out online, I mean come on! In all reality she’ll get worse as she gets older. This well read librarian from Chicago will one day crack under the pressure of the fact that not everyone agrees with every single point she has. Then she’ll spill the beans on her plans of how most of the world’s men will be killed and only the most healthy and smartest men will be a live to be used as studs for reproduction. You know what I’m talking about, we men are just an incomplete Y chromosome. We’re a walking abortion. How dare the Manocarcy keep her down, but she has an edge. She runs a simple formula in her head when she makes these videos. The validity of an argument is only equal to the number of BSAP words you can toss in. You know it’s hard work using book sense to overcompensate for being different by choice.
Thanks to the person that submitted this pic. She or he or whatever it doesn’t matter, needed calling out.
July 24th, 2009 by Jack
No matter how hard you try we know you are still a man tranny bitch. Yes this site is dedicated to “girls” who look like a bitch but you have decided to set me up for this and we all here thank you for the material. I mean seriously, this is when you know your parents fucked up something awful. You love dick so much that you had yours cut off and had a vagina put in where another dick can take the place of your old one. You’re just like a real woman bitch though, you lie to men every chance you get except this is pretty serious, you lie and say youre a woman. You meet men on the internet and lure them with pictures of a totally different looking woman. Then once the men get to your place you try to talk them into taking your strap on up their ass. Make up your mind tranny bitch! Typical bitch though, you cant make up your crazy mind about anything and in the process ruin someone’s life completely. Just because your parents ruined yours with playing too many Bette Midler movies and albums doesnt give you the right to continue the favor. I mean when you go to bed at night, after you take off all that shit you probably look like John Wayne Gacy after he took off his clown shit. With all that make up you may as well be a clown. Stop scaring children at the grocery store and confusing minorities into thinking all white people are psychotics.
July 24th, 2009 by admin
I find this “girl’s” look very offensive. She looks like like this kid that I used to go to school with. Also I can’t be completely sure if she’s a girl. Other than looking like Keanu Reeves, as mentioned in another forum, she just has that look like she could be a real bitch. I bet to you she’d be a real bitch. Like if you asked her what time it was she’d say “Time for you to fuck off.” But if she talked to one of your friends that’s a little taller and drives a nicer car she’d act helpless. She’d act helpless in that female way that strokes guy’s egos, or that piss off the smarter guys that start websites like nomarrige.com. I’m sure she’s sick of people who have confused objectifying women as sex symbols with female “empowerment”, and all that other “all female college” bullshit you get from the lesbians until graduation. With that serious look, I’m sure she doesn’t have time for anything a little humorous or different. Any random kind of humor goes right over her head. Just like most girls she probably has a problem with pronouns. Say something like “Dan at work got laid off. I hope he finds a job real soon because he has a family.” She’ll ask who is that right when you finish that sentence. Hopefully when she hits that 18-21 year old mark, and the boys still don’t call. She’ll become a full time lesbian and no man will have to look at that or deal with her bullshit ever again. Well almost no man, just the men that work in the paint department at Lowes will have to deal with her bullshit when she needs to pant everything to match her bulldyke tank top. Maybe her life partner will be a little more sociable and do most of the “shopping”.
July 22nd, 2009 by admin
Checked the submit bitch and here are a few bitches that made me laugh. Especially the bitch with the Fosters can. She’s like a deer in headlights.
Keep submitting! That IROC won’t buy itself.
July 14th, 2009 by admin
There are better examples of a “trendy bitch” out there, but we’ll kick off this category with this bitch.
First of all, this bitch needs to pick a race. It’s hard to figure out who you can and can’t make fun of around her. Maybe if her ancestors had been a little bit pickier in what they stuck their dick in we wouldn’t have this problem. Girls like her, please and thank you are words that only appear on a scrabble board. She’s so wrapped up with the bullshit she’s feeding herself in her own mind it’s easy to over look the fact that you are standing right there and have just gotten back from your mother’s funeral. This reminds me of the time a girl that kind of looks like her asked me when I got back from my Dad’s funeral if I’d had a good trip. Yeah I had a blast watching my Father die and burying him. If girls like this aren’t a complete selfish bitch they are so stupid if you took one to the beach you’d have to ask her before swimming if she’s smart enough hold her breath.
I guess poor role models and inferior parenting is what causes most girls to grow into socially inept, retards that seem to lack the skills to resolve conflicts in respectful and productive ways.
This bitch is so trendy she even matches the site.
