My Dad Had Sex With An Ewok
August 17th, 2009 by Spencer
What’s up bitch fans.
I’m no expert on genetics so I’m going to give you some basic science here.
Generally when you procreate, you’re not going to come up with something as well presented as this bitch.
Chances are, you don’t have the big eye / anime genes necessary. Not many of us do.
So how can we all win when making children? This is a question scientists have been asking for centuries and one we are going to answer today…
Just have sex with something cute.
Consider inserting your penis into one of the following:
Preferrably one with big tits if you really want your progeny to look like today’s bukake-me bitch.
August 20th, 2009 at 8:39 am
i think she’s cute
August 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
cute is the perfect word-how old is this bitch? her eyes aren’t near as big as they seem-she’s got some makeup tricks up her sleeve for sure…and is she doubled over in a bathroom? good thing she is cute or else she’d be listed under “bitch about to hatch a dirtsnake”
August 22nd, 2009 at 1:12 am
Ah, photoshop…
A girl’s best friend ^_^
September 21st, 2009 at 4:11 am
look at the size of her tits, about to fall out of her top
September 25th, 2009 at 11:34 am
cute/dumb, one word: ragefuck.
May 2nd, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Titfuck her. Only thing these cunts are good for.