Know-It-All Bitch
August 12th, 2009 by Spencer
Whatever you thought you knew, or think you know, forget it. This bitch knows more.
She’s done everything you have in your entire life only bigger and better.
Most of her friends have done stuff, similar to what you do. The only difference being, her friends have won awards.
Superior people find inferior people incredibly boring. In fact, she’s getting bored just looking at your pathetic face right now. Her sneery expression can’t conceal her loathing for your sub-180 IQ and the fact that you don’t regularly attend seminars on climate change.
Truth is, she decided she didn’t like you the moment you walked up and interrupted her conversation on 19th century political unrest and Parisian suburbs, by burping in her face.
There’s just no pleasing some people.
August 12th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Damn! What a nasty looking bitch!
January 25th, 2010 at 1:02 am
the first part of this post made me laugh hysterically. The creativity you guys have is amazing. definitely going to be a long time user here. The weird thing is that all of it is so true I see every one of these bitches being such a…well bitch! Haha keep up the good work.