February 21st, 2010 by admin
Redheads come in two flavors. Hot or puke…
Fire Crotch, Carrot Top, Fire Engine, Bluey, Rosetop, Tampon Tops, Firetop, Siren, Cigarette or whatever you call them. Gingers are a unique evil breed of bitch. Gingers, like most Irish girls, use sex as a tool to get what they want. What they want all depends. Sometimes they want to make Daddy upset. So they go down the local bar and pick up a black guy. Sometimes they want to piss off an ex-boyfriend or current boyfriend. So they go down the local bar and pick up a black guy. Sometimes they want to make a guy jealous. So they go down the local bar and pick up a black guy. Sometimes they want to get a good grade in African American studies. So they go down the local bar and pick up the black teacher. Sometimes they want to get a better rate on their credit card. So they arrange a time and place to meet up for a quickie with the credit card guy, and then go down the local bars and pick up a black guy so they can feel something because you can run a marching band out of that vagina with all the black guys she’s been sleeping with since she was 11.
- They bleed more.
- Redheads are more prone to being deaf due to a deal made with Satan.
- Carrot Top hates you so much he came up with a stand up routine that is horrible but you will spend a hour or so watching.
- Adolph Hitler reportedly banned the marriages of two redheads as he feared their children would be “deviant” offspring.
- Redheads get their color from unclean sex while a woman is going through he menstruation period.
- Since bees can sense evil, they are more likely to sting a red headed person.
- Corsica, if you pass a redhead in the street you are to spit and turn around.
- A Russian Proverb warns “There was never a saint with red hair.”
- Redheads taste like iron.
Redheads really scare this shit out of me. I had second thoughts about writing this article. Most Irish girls are too busy praying, and popping out kids the off time from being beaten by their husbands to be evil. A red headed girl is off having sex with your father and dreaming up the most evil way she can tell you and the rest of your family at Thanksgiving while talking you into raising the half black kid she fired out last week.
The nickname “Siren” is very appropriate due to the fact that half of all redheads are irresistible. If you aren’t careful you’ll find yourself tied to a bed with her trying to stick a needle in your ear.