Cheerleader Bitch

October 25th, 2009 by admin

As we get strait to business on this one lets start out by taking a moment to laugh at Ms. Piggy on the left. She really thinks she fits in. There seems to always be a girl like that in a group of girls. Not sure if she’s there to make the rest look better or if she thinks being with “skinny” girls will make her look better. I guarantee you this, she was the first to lose her virginity out of these 4 girls and you know it’s  to a 21 year old who wears a flat bill. If she’d just learn how to smoke instead of comfort eat like the of the cheerleaders have she wouldn’t be in such a 16:9 format.

You know fatty there drives a Honda Civic…

Now that’s over with I need to tell you that not all cheerleaders are smart enough to be a bitch. Most of these self centered mouth breathers are too worried about themselves to be a jerk to you, but give the appearance of being a bitch.

Interaction with this unfortunately common personality type can be quite painful. Conversation usually ends up with the exact same look you get from a dog when you show it a card trick. All you get back usually is a barrage of does this make me look fat type questions. Most of these girls do not look good looking enough to sport the valley girl routine. The only reason most teen aged and desperate early twenty something guys put up with this shit is because these girls give off the illusion that they carry some of brand new, unused fuck holes just waiting for a flesh kielbasa slide in and out of until an orgasm is reached. Any other guy will tell her to go fuck herself. Also the movie Clueless is held in the same high regards as the movie Red Dawn is to right winged nut jobs who believe Obama is going to take away their guns.

10 Responses to “Cheerleader Bitch”

  1. BreadMonster Says:

    Have you maybe considered that these 4 girls are most likely perfectly, normal teenage girls who wanted to take up a sport?

    Your stuff was funny at first, the first three were funny and I even posted myself to get rated and I did in a hilariously untrue way but your commentarys just becoming boring and catty.
    None of these girls on this site look even remotely bitchy to me.

    i’m a lesbian and i’d like to lick most of girl’s on here deep in the anus.

  2. Billy Says:

    Rich Bitch and Girl looks like a witch are the best, I don’t understand where you are coming from.

    Also Mugshot bitch definitely looks like a bitch to me.

  3. 1337 Says:

    The second one from the right looks like a bitch to me.

    I’m just say’n…

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Aww, that girl on the left really isn’t even that fat. That’s “chubby” at most. Still lol’d though.

  5. Long Schlong Silver Says:

    How about you STFU and ride my cock, breadbitch?

  6. Kail Says:

    I will add that “Miss Piggy” is probably one of the best bases that cheerleading team has.
    so shove it.

  7. BreadMonster Says:

    @5

    Chances were I wouldn’t go near your 4 incher if I was drugged, beaten and my only chances of survival was a crap shag.

    Enjoy your hand.

  8. Some Girl Says:

    Some of the stuff on this site is funny, but I don’t see where you were going with this one at all.

    That girl on the left is the prettiest there in my opinion, and is definitely not fat.

  9. Jim Duggins Says:

    Shit, she is fat, she’s as wide as two of the other girls. Or should we say she’s dimensionally challenged?

    The dark haired one’s a bitch. You can see it in her eyes.

    “Some Girl” is yet another bitch that needs to be posted on this site.

    Tell me what is funny and what isn’t, you can go fuck yourself bitch.

  10. BLAHBLAH Says:

    do the two in the middle even have eye brows?

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