2009 Review

December 31st, 2009 by Spencer

When we started writing this popular hate site, we never expected to get coverage in The New York Times or receive comedy nominations – so 2009 has been an interesting year for us.

We want to thank all our readers and the loyal bitch-haters who keep us inundated with such a fresh supply of bitch pics.

As always, keep the pics coming.  We don’t want all those egocentric, obnoxious assholes going around in 2010 thinking everyone likes them.  No we don’t.  So help us keep the flame of hate alive!™  If we could maybe get a few more angry emails from fathers threatening to sue us for blowing the whistle on some evil witch daughter in the new year then it will be a truly exquisite time for bitch ridicule around the world.

Don’t do it for us.  Do it for all the nice girls out there who don’t suck.

Our guest reviewer Kenzie (above) from Christchurch, New Zealand, took the time to email us to tell us how fucking great we are.  Thanks Kenzie.  She also shared some banal thoughts and trite philosophy – which after a few lines started to sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher.  It was then that I switched off and went back to my comfy daydream about fucking her in the ass.  Look at those big eyes too, who wouldn’t want to glue those shut by blowing their beans all over that pretty face?

Happy New Year Bitch Fans!

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