Girl Looks Like a Bitch » Take off the eye liner bitch! You’re not Green Day. http://www.girllookslikeabitch.com Another poorly written hate site about women. Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:40:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 My Dad Had Sex With An Ewok http://www.girllookslikeabitch.com/my-dad-had-sex-with-an-ewok/ http://www.girllookslikeabitch.com/my-dad-had-sex-with-an-ewok/#comments Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:22:18 +0000 Spencer http://www.girllookslikeabitch.com/?p=437 1245296179

What’s up bitch fans.

I’m no expert on genetics so I’m going to give you some basic science here.

Generally when you procreate, you’re not going to come up with something as well presented as this bitch.
Chances are, you don’t have the big eye / anime genes necessary.  Not many of us do.

So how can we all win when making children?  This is a question scientists have been asking for centuries and one we are going to answer today…

Just have sex with something cute.

Consider inserting your penis into one of the following:

DNAcombos

Preferrably one with big tits if you really want your progeny to look like today’s bukake-me bitch.

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