August 17th, 2009 by Spencer

What’s up bitch fans.

I’m no expert on genetics so I’m going to give you some basic science here.

Generally when you procreate, you’re not going to come up with something as well presented as this bitch.
Chances are, you don’t have the big eye / anime genes necessary.  Not many of us do.

So how can we all win when making children?  This is a question scientists have been asking for centuries and one we are going to answer today…

Just have sex with something cute.

Consider inserting your penis into one of the following:

Preferrably one with big tits if you really want your progeny to look like today’s bukake-me bitch.