I went to the beach when I was a kid and one of the first guys at the beach I saw had on speedos and a hat that said “I have a big dick”. The point of telling you that is, if you have to write it on a hat, it’s probably not true. The “bling” is classic. Yet another white person that hasn’t learned enough about their own heritage so they emulate another. Her skin color is great. According to Olympic’s color selector she’s somewhere between “Doeskin” and “Cowboy Hat”. Her chest is just a couple of more tanning sessions away from being a basketball.  The color and texture young men will enjoy as her middle aged, five husband ass still frequents the local bars.

I’m sure her personality would win awards. You better have the nicest Honda in the trailer park if you want to take this bitch out. I’m sure a great weekend for her would be spending a lot of money on clothes she’ll only wear once. Tanning that lovely “Duracell” skin of hers, and lying to people about the fact that she lives in a regular house instead of one with underpinning.

I can see in my head, the sideways hat redneck that would like this bitch. He’s the type that listens to rap but makes fun of black people. Doesn’t matter anyway because she wouldn’t like him. He’s the wrong race…