June 4th, 2009 by admin

Who let that gorilla out of her cage? Oh, that’s just some fat bitch flipping us off. Probably because we aren’t close to .25 times her mass is the source of her anger.

Hats off to the man that built those stairs. Wow, she’s got to be pushing a quarter ton there. Want to reduce Co2 emissions then don’t let her get in a car and move her up north so she won’t have to turn down the AC so far every day. You know you have a problem when you sweat so much you have wrap your head in a towel.

March 13th, 2009 by admin

We all know she’s angry because she’s overweight. Being overweight for a girl either makes them a permanent 12 year old or a big bitch. She can get upset with you all she wants but at the end of the day you are going home laughing at her size and she’s going to cry herself to sleep with cake all around her mouth. Her low IQ doesn’t help matters. She probably thinks Taylor Swift is the best thing to happen to the world since that old guy hit on her at the bar she hangs out in. Pretending to talk to her friends on her cell phone. Just hitting buttons sometimes to look like she’s texting someone.

Bitches come in all shapes and sizes.