“JAIL BIRDS Samantha B. Fisher, 18 years old, was arrested Monday on one count of Unlawful Neglect of a Child by Sptbg. county sheriff’s deputies. After a child under the age of one was admitted to the Pediatric Unit at Sptbg. Regional Medical Center with a broken leg and several healing rib fractures, she is the mother of the child. She was transported to the Spartanburg County Detention Center and booked until a bond hearing.”

This is proof that you CAN judge a book by it’s cover, when it comes to bitches. Just take a good look at that 18 year old, already had a simi-stroke face.

Here’s a picture of what she’ll look like in 30 years.

That her explaining to her now 30 year old kid why they walk with a limp.

This is white trash at it’s best. She’s another one of these girls that are angry because they aren’t pretty. That’s what’s crazy, I don’t understand how you could neglect a child when your day is made up killing the time between writing bad checks for groceries and watching your stories. You’d think with all the boys that don’t call she would have more than enough time to be able to watch a kid. I feel sorry for the father of the baby. Could you imagine seeing her naked? I bet she looked like a pale new born hamster with stretch marks. Then some poor doctor had to see that kid being born too! Probably looked like the random items sewer workers pull from clogged pipes.

Just think about being a little drunk, she’s somehow talked you into it. You’re telling yourself “It’s been over a year since I’ve had sex”. You get her naked, but like the soldiers to have set foot on the beaches of Normandy, you were committed. You get those panties off. Trying to ignore the fact that both of your legs can fit into one of the leg holes. You see that lasagna style birth hole. Well less of a hole more a box of cow tongue. Then you slide your manhood inside, not sure if it’s in anything that resembles a pussy. You think about that girl with the glasses at the library. It’s all you have in this moment. I know the smell over powers your elaborate fantasy but somehow you finish up.  The rest is history from there but you vowed to never speak of this again.  Somehow, by an oversight of God. Her reproductive organs work and she confirmed that the movie Idiocracy is right.