August 10th, 2009 by Spencer

Do you wanna meet a girl with emotional depth who really understands life?

Then stay the fuck away from this razorblade wielding bitch.
You can immediately tell just from looking at this pouting shitpile that all she wants to do is bore you with endless stories of self-hate and self-harm; broken up by vacuous opinions about her bullshit taste in music.

Wrongly believing her blow-dried, emo-fringe will get you hard, she patiently pouts waiting for someone to look interested..

Trust me, this self-obsessed bitch would rather mouth-milk the dog and gargle on his happy-juice than listen to anyone else’s worthless opinion.

And what about those eyes?  Behind the hair, kind of there, yet not there…?
That’s clever bitch.  I’m going to do that to my hair so we can bump into shit together.

What’s wrong with a crazy fringe?  According to national statistics emo kids are 16% more likely to die in road accidents due to their restricted vision behind the wheel.

So I would  think twice about getting into a vehicle driven by this bitch.
It could all end in tragedy.  She could make me listen to her music.

April 20th, 2009 by admin

The haircut says it all, “I’m ‘girl’ with an attitude and if you piss me off I’ll probably end up doing black guys to get you back.” Probably a tough week at Cosmetology school so when this pic was snapped she shot the bird.

Her frame of reference is limited to getting fucked up and Buckcherry. She talks loud and at 75% speed. A lot of the more pretty girls that have never said anything to her in her life are a source of her angst, that and the “babies’ daddy” that won’t call or buy silly little outfits that say things like “I was supposed to be just a blow job.”