July 4th, 2009 by admin

She’s the kind of bitch you’d have to babysit everywhere you went with her. Holding down a job at McDonald’s is AMAZING for her. You can only tell a girl so many times that the DVD goes shiny side down and why the hell are we watching Sponge Bob again? I mean how many number 21 chromosomes do you need you greedy bitch? You know you’re dealing with a real retard when you have to tell her to shut up while giving you head. Most girls need to stay in the kitchen but this one, well fuck man she needs to stay strapped down to the bed until guests come over. The kitchen is the last thing she needs to worry herself with, her grandma was right. Don’t let her near anything sharp. It’s like trying to take a knife from a monkey.