June 17th, 2009 by admin

I will hit a woman… Well not really but I would think about doing it. You just know if you take any kind of control away from this bitch that she will hit the roof. Everyone is stupid, no one knows as much as she does. We are all just problems standing in the way of her success. You just know she claims to be a liberal. You know the kind of liberal that listens to Bob Dylan or the Beatles promotes tolerance of all people of different races and backgrounds. Then she calls you stupid, thinks that all people with a southern accent sound dumb. She doesn’t have any fat friends, but you know we all should learn how to get along with each other in her opinion.

I want to call her mini me. She’s like the spin off bitch but the only difference here is she sends you pictures of her tits and then thinks you are a pig. You aren’t cute enough to hold the door open for her and don’t talk to her if you aren’t wearing name brand clothes. She’ll complain about you to her friends tonight in a text while watching “The Hills” in her thin walled trailer home bedroom.

March 30th, 2009 by admin

You want to bring her home to your mother don’t you?

She reminds me of those girls you used to see on daytime talk shows. Say things like “I do what I want…” She must get all the guys. I’m sure they are just lining up to take a ride on the bitch train. She’s the kind of girl if you took her out for dinner you know your food would get spat in. I’m sure her conversation consists of who said what about who or why is that girl looking at me I’m going to go over there and blah blah blah.

A real pleasure to be around I’m sure.