I feel it necessary to point out her extremely small nostrils.  I’m sure the lack of oxygen getting through those pencil lead size holes had something to do with the fact that I found her mug shot on a site that had images of current inmates. Her skin reminds me of dough. It’s like someone was trying to make a pizza but ended up with a face. They found the ugliest color eyes they could and poked two tiny holes for her to breath. What I don’t understand is how her head starts out freckles and ends up acne. This is a major problem caused by the fact that they just let anyone mate.

Common Phrases:

• “Oh hell naw!”
• “I do what I want!”
• “What did that bitch say?”
• “You better RECOGNIZE!”
• “Their daddy better be here at six to pick up these kids.”
• “I did not just hear you say that!”
• “Those aren’t my pills.”
• “I’m not going down on you unless you go down on me first!”
• “One day when I finish paying my ex’s parents the $500 for getting  my Chevrolet Celebrity fixed. I’m gonna go back to beauty school and be an independent woman. “

You know when you walk into a room with this girl and ask how are things going, that’s the straw that broke the emotional camel’s back. She will not be told what to do by the likes of you. How dare you stand in the way of her happiness. She’ll have to move her head from side to side and wave her finger in your face to validate her point. Beware of the 90′s black slang she’ll use to rip you a new one.

Girls like her are the reason I’m pro-choice.

Good luck in jail sweetheart!