Classic bitch here, the yellow polka dots in conjunction with the gun metal blue hair is a dead give away of an attention whore. That should be noticed by anyone. I don’t understand The Bangle’s style eye liner or dressing like a bizarro Cyndi Lauper to get people’s attention. Why not be sociable and make friends. Then you can have someone to talk to and be social with instead of having to always worry about making first impressions with new people. That makeup really brings out the tan color of her teeth as well. That’s just what guys want too, a girl that really globs it on. She’s just a temper tantrum away from being a stripper.

I’m sure she’s got a weird personality and not a cool weird personality you’d get from someone that tries so hard to be different. Really if you think about it, it’s not the girls that are antisocial like Faces McGee up there. It’s the girls that act normal and have some intelligence like Kari Byran and I would try to think of another example  but it’s so rare to come by I can’t think of another one, that get the guys. You can tell this girl has a really fucked up personality. For example  if you offered her a hot dog you’d get a weird look and new cuts on her arms the next day. Probably spends most of her free time, and I bet there is a lot of free time, drawing pictures that really suck. The only thing that gets her up in the morning is her belief of how unique she is and how much more awesome she is than you.

If you liked the same bands or “groups” as she does you’ll probably be in her category of dating material. I feel sorry for the black t-shirt with lighting and guitars on it wearing guy that would end up with her. She’ll produce a rule book full of insane rules like don’t cut your thumb nail, here’s a list of pantone colors you can use in future tattoos, we use the third person is to be used all the time around my friends and your friends can’t talk to me or comment on my hipster style artwork while they are over here watching you play Halo.

You know because there’s always a guy desperate enough out there she’ll one day become a mother. I can only imagine what her kids will turn out like.

Yeah your mother’s a bitch alright, maybe the next time she tries to commit suicide for attention, maybe she’ll be successful.