“I AM NOT A BITCH I AM THE BITCH”

So why did you choose those exact words for your t-shirt lady?
We just want to get a handle on whatever’s behind those words.
There’s definitely a couple of points we’d like to discuss.

Wait… your hairstyle seems strangely familiar…

Some bitches style their hair like hobbits in a bid to seem friendly and familiar to guys with a
Lord Of The Rings DVD boxset.

It’s the oldest trick in the book.  Never let that shit slip under your radar.

Be suspicious of any women who want to talk about Star Wars too, or sport.  Lots of bitches use the sport convo to get in with you just so they can fuck your best friend.  Be wary, especially if they know more about sport than women should (anything).  If in doubt, tell her your friends are all HIV+  If she’s still hanging around then that’s a green light.