August 10th, 2009 by Spencer

That’s right, this bitch wants you to believe that she hasn’t played around with her profile pic.
We believe you.  We also believe in crop circles and UFOs bitch, including the one that just dropped you off.

Why the luminous face?  Even without photoshop looks like you need to get some sun and some iron in your diet bitch.

And, if you’re going to go to all the trouble of adjusting your photo make some effort with the location.   To the left we have a dirty rack of shoes, to the right there is a big veiny cock through a window.

The creepy supernatural glow is just a bit too Area 51…  But why would an alien want to visit her?