October 25th, 2009 by admin

As we get strait to business on this one lets start out by taking a moment to laugh at Ms. Piggy on the left. She really thinks she fits in. There seems to always be a girl like that in a group of girls. Not sure if she’s there to make the rest look better or if she thinks being with “skinny” girls will make her look better. I guarantee you this, she was the first to lose her virginity out of these 4 girls and you know it’s  to a 21 year old who wears a flat bill. If she’d just learn how to smoke instead of comfort eat like the of the cheerleaders have she wouldn’t be in such a 16:9 format.

You know fatty there drives a Honda Civic…

Now that’s over with I need to tell you that not all cheerleaders are smart enough to be a bitch. Most of these self centered mouth breathers are too worried about themselves to be a jerk to you, but give the appearance of being a bitch.

Interaction with this unfortunately common personality type can be quite painful. Conversation usually ends up with the exact same look you get from a dog when you show it a card trick. All you get back usually is a barrage of does this make me look fat type questions. Most of these girls do not look good looking enough to sport the valley girl routine. The only reason most teen aged and desperate early twenty something guys put up with this shit is because these girls give off the illusion that they carry some of brand new, unused fuck holes just waiting for a flesh kielbasa slide in and out of until an orgasm is reached. Any other guy will tell her to go fuck herself. Also the movie Clueless is held in the same high regards as the movie Red Dawn is to right winged nut jobs who believe Obama is going to take away their guns.