Green or Red?

Err… whichever one contains the least Rohypnol…

You never know when the above scenario could happen to you, like a daterape version of The Matrix:

After this, there is no turning back. You take the green – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

When a bitch like this wants to show you her rabbit-hole, it’s time to leave the party.

Even if it’s been a while, no trip to Wonderland is worth fractured ribs.