The years have not been kind to doug since his show was cancelled. Following the death of his beloved pet porkchop. For manny years he was stuck in patty mayonaises friend zone. After sketter came out he was convinced into having experimental gay sex with sketter. His parents couldnt pay culinairy school on account of siter Judys fourth trip to rehab. was arrested for being caught with meth he was holding for Roger Klotz. After snitching was beaten and gang raped by Klotz and his drones. Mr Dink gave Doug room and board following his return to the outside in return for staring in Graphic Fetish videos. two years following Patty left Doug with a son that she assured him was his even tho Doug has never been with a woman. Doug and his son move into an Apartment in South Jersey with his mother and new step daddy Chavez. Doug was doodling when his step daddy came into the room and told him, “Ehh man! Ju git ur pussy ass douwn ons tee cornor nd turn dem tricks wit urs modder or iys beet the sheet outa juu boof!” After failed prostitution attempts, doug goes through a box of clothes that his sister Judy didnt sell for heroine and discovers a new identity for himself. While prostituting Doug met Christopher, a 40 year old investment banker. Christopher asked Doug and son, Quail jr., to move into his condo on jersey shore which they did. After months of dating, the two were married in RhodeIsland. A year later Doug was Convinced into having a sex change. Having just come out of schooling, Doug’s old friend and new doctor Chalkie performed the surgery. Doug goes by Dougina. Doug gets a Job his local cvs. After a a customers cruel comments on a transgender woman using the same bathroom as her, Christopher urges Dougina to seek emotional distress in a small claims trial aswell as damages against target. Dougina gets a nice settlement wich she spends on new clothes and invests in skeeters gaybar, Le Skeet. The rest is spent on therapy for Quail jr. Dougina goes to the local pound where she adopts a mut about to be put to sleep. She names him Porkchop2. Doug lives a much happier life as Dougina Funny Robumstein and still writes in her journal every night.
August 19th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
HA. no description needed.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Lol! It’s so true!
August 20th, 2009 at 2:17 am
…now I can’t get the damned theme song out of my head >:/
August 31st, 2009 at 7:55 pm
i’d tap that
October 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
The years have not been kind to doug since his show was cancelled. Following the death of his beloved pet porkchop. For manny years he was stuck in patty mayonaises friend zone. After sketter came out he was convinced into having experimental gay sex with sketter. His parents couldnt pay culinairy school on account of siter Judys fourth trip to rehab. was arrested for being caught with meth he was holding for Roger Klotz. After snitching was beaten and gang raped by Klotz and his drones. Mr Dink gave Doug room and board following his return to the outside in return for staring in Graphic Fetish videos. two years following Patty left Doug with a son that she assured him was his even tho Doug has never been with a woman. Doug and his son move into an Apartment in South Jersey with his mother and new step daddy Chavez. Doug was doodling when his step daddy came into the room and told him, “Ehh man! Ju git ur pussy ass douwn ons tee cornor nd turn dem tricks wit urs modder or iys beet the sheet outa juu boof!” After failed prostitution attempts, doug goes through a box of clothes that his sister Judy didnt sell for heroine and discovers a new identity for himself. While prostituting Doug met Christopher, a 40 year old investment banker. Christopher asked Doug and son, Quail jr., to move into his condo on jersey shore which they did. After months of dating, the two were married in RhodeIsland. A year later Doug was Convinced into having a sex change. Having just come out of schooling, Doug’s old friend and new doctor Chalkie performed the surgery. Doug goes by Dougina. Doug gets a Job his local cvs. After a a customers cruel comments on a transgender woman using the same bathroom as her, Christopher urges Dougina to seek emotional distress in a small claims trial aswell as damages against target. Dougina gets a nice settlement wich she spends on new clothes and invests in skeeters gaybar, Le Skeet. The rest is spent on therapy for Quail jr. Dougina goes to the local pound where she adopts a mut about to be put to sleep. She names him Porkchop2. Doug lives a much happier life as Dougina Funny Robumstein and still writes in her journal every night.
March 31st, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Holy shit that was fucked up.