October 29th, 2009 by Spencer

Something different for you today on GirlLooksLikeABitch:  A bit of sophistication.

Here we’ve got beauty combined with intelligence…
and slick looks blended with round but shapely curves.

Make no mistake, when you’re out and about with this little charmer all your friends will stop and stare for the right reasons.  Behind your back they will be saying, “I want that sexy bitch for myself”

But enough about the Nokia E71, let’s talk about the dirty piece of scaggy bitchmeat holding it up to the mirror to photograph her pig-ugly self.  Yes, she decided to snap a quick profile pic on the way out of the bathroom…

After squeezing out a monster turd and changing her tampon this bitch clearly believes she’s at her visual peak.
Her facial muscles appear numbed by the evil stench she just manufactured, hardly surprising when you consider the mangled blob of guts she has in place of where a normal girl’s body would be.

Instead of having discernable features like breasts and a waistline, she has one giant burger-filled skin-sack of cholesterol from which only bad things can ever emerge.  I feel really sorry for the next bitch to walk in…
Who wants to breathe the pungent death-scent lurking around that cubicle?
Don’t bother holding your phone up bitch, pretending like you’re only in here on some kind of special bathroom photoshoot.  We all know you did it.  Admit that you stink.