Tabbs24×7 is from the arm pit of America, probably one of the square states, and the product of modern times’ youth. What a waste to put that horrible personality inside that decent looking body. That’s God playing his tricks again by creating that. When I hear that voice I can feel my blood pressure going up. It’s like my eyes are being pushed out of my head. There’s just too much movement also. If you had vertigo she’d make you puke.
You know I may need therapy after this.
I could only imagine a face to face conversation with this, “Jack Russell” version of a human being. It’s got to be like if you wrote random things girls say around the different bumpers and obstacles in a pinball machine. You just watch the ball bounce around and whatever it hits that’s what you say back.
I’m sure a lot of you view this video as innocent. She’s a bored teen with A.D.D. kicking in between last period and bedtime. The webcam on her Mac is like a ball of string to a cat. She’s testing the waters with this video. If Hannah Montana can be famous well heck, so can I! I just got my braces off last week so grab the ferret and find random crap lying around the house. Let’s pollute youtube with more obnoxious teen girl bullshit. The bad thing is, her plan is working. She’s already gained just enough fame to end up on this poorly written hate site. Doesn’t mean she’s not a bitch though.
Someone emailed me this begging me to write something about her. A few seconds into the video I didn’t really think she looked like a bitch. I mean she’s no Mugshot Bitch. Then about a minute into the video I couldn’t stand it any longer. She’s a bitch and fuck her personality. From now on if I ever run into a girl that looks remotely like her I’ll dub her a bitch. She’s raised the bar for girls that look like her. She’s a benchmark bitch.
It’s what makes her, her that pisses me off the most. It’s whats inside that I hate. I hate her not based on the way she looks but the way she acts. It’s what makes her a individual that’s bullshit.
That time of the month, someone called her fat, Johnny Quarterback didn’t call her back, whatever the reason is it doesn’t matter. She’s still a bitch and you are her next target. Other than the gospel of Ani DiFranco there is no real rationale that can be applied to the reason she’s adopted for hating you. Just do whatever you feel like doing, like some kind of hate sprinkler. Spreading it in all directions that have a their reproductive organs hanging on the outside. Another good candidate for the L.T.G. (Lesbian til Graduate) program. She’ll experiment with a few mild drugs and tell you she’s hard core. The only good thing is, judging by her horrible hair style or lack there of, she is too lazy to go out protest the evil ways of the establishment.
You know it’s so hard waking up at noon everyday, using the gas card Mom and Dad got me to fill up the Jetta. Head over to the local Starbucks and read Twilight, or write tons of bad poems. Poems about how, it’s wrong to be a man.
She’s more interested in impressing the power bitches at her all girl college with her Hello Kitty underwear than talk to you. Middle finger to the face mother fucker! Deal with that and feel bad for having a penis… Time to listen to Catie Curtis and wish I lived in Seattle. Then I could wear my long sleeve shirts with thumb holes year round. People don’t won’t judge you there like they do here.
You never know when the above scenario could happen to you, like a daterape version of The Matrix:
After this, there is no turning back. You take the green – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
When a bitch like this wants to show you her rabbit-hole, it’s time to leave the party.
Even if it’s been a while, no trip to Wonderland is worth fractured ribs.
I feel it necessary to point out her extremely small nostrils. I’m sure the lack of oxygen getting through those pencil lead size holes had something to do with the fact that I found her mug shot on a site that had images of current inmates. Her skin reminds me of dough. It’s like someone was trying to make a pizza but ended up with a face. They found the ugliest color eyes they could and poked two tiny holes for her to breath. What I don’t understand is how her head starts out freckles and ends up acne. This is a major problem caused by the fact that they just let anyone mate.
Common Phrases:
“Oh hell naw!”
“I do what I want!”
“What did that bitch say?”
“You better RECOGNIZE!”
“Their daddy better be here at six to pick up these kids.”
“I did not just hear you say that!”
“Those aren’t my pills.”
“I’m not going down on you unless you go down on me first!”
“One day when I finish paying my ex’s parents the $500 for getting my Chevrolet Celebrity fixed. I’m gonna go back to beauty school and be an independent woman. “
You know when you walk into a room with this girl and ask how are things going, that’s the straw that broke the emotional camel’s back. She will not be told what to do by the likes of you. How dare you stand in the way of her happiness. She’ll have to move her head from side to side and wave her finger in your face to validate her point. Beware of the 90’s black slang she’ll use to rip you a new one.
