May 26th, 2009 by admin

Judging this book by its cover will be pretty easy this time. She’s got the look I’ve come across many times in the past. I can already tell her sense of humor is sub-par. Kind of girl that if you were out joking around with your friends she’d scoff at everything you’d say. The fact that she looks like Meg Griffin doesn’t help any. There is nothing more important that American Idle. Her obnoxious or non-existent personality steams from her room-temperature IQ.

A real winner to date, always saying “what” or “I don’t get it.” She’ll want to see Twilight and you’ll explain to her that men who are almost 30 don’t watch Twilight.

May 14th, 2009 by admin

Stumbled across this for lack of a better word, bitch last night just browsing the world wide internet.

Makes me want to punch her in the face just looking at her. You know she’s one of these girls that would make fun of what you are wearing like it matters how a guy dresses. As long as you aren’t in a dress or pink t-shirt you are ok in my book. That’s something women made up to bring us down to their level. In real live it doesn’t matter what you wear or if you are fat. You’re a man, not a bitch like that.

Just look at her face, my god. She’s got to be the Queen bitch of them all. If she said one word to me, I’d smack her harder than a 1950’s husband does after a long hard day of work and the little miss just happens to be in the way.

Women like her makes me wonder why we ever gave them the right to vote.

May 12th, 2009 by admin

This is your classic fake eyebrows bitch. She thinks because she spent that extra 30 mins every morning drawing on her her face what naturally grows on most people, she deserves respect.

Those are her “what are you looking at” eyebrows.