March 30th, 2009 by admin

You want to bring her home to your mother don’t you?

She reminds me of those girls you used to see on daytime talk shows. Say things like “I do what I want…” She must get all the guys. I’m sure they are just lining up to take a ride on the bitch train. She’s the kind of girl if you took her out for dinner you know your food would get spat in. I’m sure her conversation consists of who said what about who or why is that girl looking at me I’m going to go over there and blah blah blah.

A real pleasure to be around I’m sure.

March 13th, 2009 by admin

We all know she’s angry because she’s overweight. Being overweight for a girl either makes them a permanent 12 year old or a big bitch. She can get upset with you all she wants but at the end of the day you are going home laughing at her size and she’s going to cry herself to sleep with cake all around her mouth. Her low IQ doesn’t help matters. She probably thinks Taylor Swift is the best thing to happen to the world since that old guy hit on her at the bar she hangs out in. Pretending to talk to her friends on her cell phone. Just hitting buttons sometimes to look like she’s texting someone.

Bitches come in all shapes and sizes.